An ambitious filmmaker sets out to make an avant-garde film but soon learns the only way he can secure financing is if he shows Jessica Hahn's breasts. Also, two old women are magically transformed into young starlets.

• Imogene Coca
• Jessica Hahn
• Julie Strain
• Morton Downey, Jr.
• Phyllis Coates
• Sally Kemp
• Marlon Hoffman
• Sherrie Rose