Anita's boyfriend Mitchell dumped her after 3.5 years for Heather. All she can think about is humiliating him, mostly in poems that are bitter, banal, and hilarious.

• Suzanne Weber
• Arabella Field
• Susan Sterman
• Allison Janney
• Christopher Liam Moore
• Peter Frechette
• Keith Reddin
• Philip Seymour Hoffman